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"Families Are Like Fudge.....
mostly sweet with a few nuts"
Families Are Like Fudge......: All I Needed To Know About Life I Learned From Santa
| Dec 23, 2006 |
| All I Needed To Know About Life I Learned From Santa |
1. Encourage people to believe in you.
2. Always remember who's naughty and who's nice.
3. Don't pout.
4. It's as much fun to give as it is to receive.
5. Some days it's ok to feel a little chubby.
6. Make your presents known.
7. Always ask for a little bit more than what you really want.
8. Bright red can make anyone look good.
9. Wear a wide belt and no-one will notice how many pounds you've gained.
10. If you only show up once a year, everyone will think you're very important.
11. Whenever you're at a loss for words, say "HO, HO, HO!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!!!" |
posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 11:29 PM  |
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