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Sep 29, 2005 What Natural DISASTER are you? An Epidemic An outbreak of a contagious disease that spreads rapidly and widely. A rapid spread, growth, or development: an unemployment epidemic. You are infectious! You know what you want and you're not afraid to go for it. you live outside society's standards. hell yes! Take the quiz: "What Natural DISASTER are you?" posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 12:18 AM   1 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 27, 2005 Why did you have to do that? Dear Late Night Phone Call (and you know who you are): Why in the world did you have to call me at work last night. Was it just to get my attention? Is this your way to get me to do what you want me to do? To get me to feel sorry for you? You chose your path. You have the choice to leave or not but don't call be and give me a guilt trip or try to make me worry about you. I can't stand the thought of you dyeing or even being hurt so don't do it again. I can't do it. I have been worried about you all day and still no call from you to let me know you are okay. I know your temper and I know how you can react badly in a bad situation. Again I will say don't EVER do it to me again!!!!! posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 11:50 PM   2 Talk to Me!!!!

Blogger Tag Can Get Interesting Go to your archives... find the 23rd post then find the fifth sentence. Here's mine: He has to fill out the necessary new hire paperwork and seems that he is left handed that should be interesting. This was the fourth sentence because this post was only four sentences long. It was an update on my husbands fingers. Okay so now I'm going to tag two people, Meghann, Diana and Glitter (if he ever starts his blog.) Now you must also tag 5 people. Have fun everyone. Okay yes I know I didn't tag 5 people but I don't know five people who have a blog or if they do have one I don't know about it. So there HA HA HA. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 12:07 AM   1 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 26, 2005 The Final Inspection They had this poem on Makeover Home Edition last night. I just wanted to share it with everyone. I've read it several times since and every time I get a tear in my eye and a lump in my throat. The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass, He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't, Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough, And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime When the bills got just too steep, And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear, And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place Among the people here, They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me here, Lord, It needn't be so grand, I never expected or had too much, But if you don't, I'll understand." There was a silence all around the throne, Where the saints had often trod, As the soldier waited quietly, For the judgment of his God. "Step forward now, you soldier, You've borne your burdens well, Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets, You've done your time in Hell." ~~Author Unknown~~ posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 4:49 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Silly Chickens...... Years Gone By 10 years ago: I was a terrible 16. I was still having problems with my moms illness. Got migraines at least once a month and worked my parents against each other. Though it wasn't to difficult seems they didn't like each other and very rarely talked to each other unless they had to. If one said no I went and stayed at the others house and got what I wanted. When I wasn't at home I was staying the night with friends. Though friends usually meant Meghann and that we were getting in trouble doing who knows what. Though the cheese sandwiches with extra Mayo still makes me laugh. 5 years ago: Had just given up a baby girl in July and was still dealing with a lot of family issues. It was not the best time I have ever had. 1 year ago: Had recently moved into a really small house because the one we were renting the bathroom caught on fire. By no fault of our own and the landlord became a huge ass. Though little did we know he wasn't as big of an ass as we thought. The new one is even worse. Yesterday: Slept till 10:30 and that's saying something seems that I have a 6 and 7 year old in the house. Got up and watched movies we had rented all day. It was a really big lazy day. I should have done laundry though. 5 songs I know all the words to: I know the words to quite a few songs but don't really know the title and artist. I was told when I was younger that if I could put stuff I had to memorize to song I would be great at memorizing stuff. 5 snacks: 1) Chocolate!!!!!!! 2) potato Chips and French Onion Dip 3) Ice Cream 4) Twizzlers 5) Popcorn 5 things I would do with 100 million dollars: 1) Pay off my debts 2) go to college 3) start a college fund for my kids 4) buy a house in Colorado and move there 5) this one I can't put on here sorry but there is a fifth one. 5 places I would run away to: 1) Colorado 2) Europe (England, France, Germany, Spain, and Italy to exact) 3) Washington 4) Nebraska 5) New York, New York 5 things I would never wear: 1) Neon Colors 2) Belly Shirts 3) Leg Warmers you remember those things EEEWWWWW 4) Spandex of any kinds 5) Tube Tops. Lets spare the public with that one. 5 Favorite TV Shows: 1) Gilmore Girls 2) Survivor 3) Supernatural, though I wouldn't recommend watching this in the dark alone. Not a very good idea. 4) CSI, all three 5) Lost 5 Greatest Joys: 1) My Kids 2) Family 3) Friends 4) To be alive 5) A really good book. I love to read. 5 Favorite Toys: 1) My new to me van 2) Super Nintendo ( yes it is old but I still love it) 3) my computer 4) ????? 5) ????? People to Tag: 1) Glitter The other people I would tag have already been tagged. So anyone else who wants to do this go right ahead. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 3:17 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Your Inner Child Is Surprised You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child? posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 2:15 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 16, 2005 ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ Sleep Okay I have officially decided that I can be way to nice. I only got 2 hours of sleep today because I took a friend to run and get her paycheck and get groceries. I got home around 1:00 and had to get up at 3 for the kids to get home from school. I'm reeeeealllly tired. I want to go to bed. Unfortunately for me today is my first day off for the weekend and I can't go to bed when I get home because then I won't sleep tonight and then what I get to be tired for two days in a row. I want to got to sleeeeeep please. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 3:42 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 15, 2005 Your Brain's Pattern You have a tempered, reasonable way of thinking. You tend to take every new idea in, and meld it with your world view. For you, everything is always changing. Each moment is different. Your thinking process tends to be very natural - with no beginnings or endings. What Pattern Is Your Brain? posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 3:27 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 14, 2005 The Most Functional Word it the English Language Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!! Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... Well, Shit Happens!!! posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 11:36 PM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

This is for "Glitter" I thought you might get a kick out of this. Was bored at work and looked this up. Does this sound familiar? Aquarius & Sagittarius Two adventurous, intellectual signs which share many an affinity. The Aquarian Air fans Sagittarian Fire. They may become active politically, or to save the environment; they discuss philosophy and human rights, and meet a wide variety of people. They never run out of ideas or causes. As for love, they respect, entertain, and enjoy each other. But neither has a taste for torrid passion. They prefer freedom to commitment. Oddly, though, often couples which promise each other nothing stay together the longest. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 1:27 AM   1 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 13, 2005 My New Neopet Okay I think I officialy have WAY to much time at work. I was given the idea of "adopting" a neopet so I did. She is a kougra and I named her holy1999cow. This is going to get interesting. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 1:48 AM   1 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 12, 2005 The Questions and Answers 1) If you could change a period in your life, what would it be and why? I think the one thing I would change is my mom getting sick. That is the one thing that I believe changed my life the most. Growing up with a mentally ill parent isn't something that I would wish on my worst enemy. Some ways were good and others not so good. 2) If you could be stranded with anyone on a desert island, who would it be and why (and you can't say Jason or the kids)? The one person I would choose would be my first love. We have always wondered what would have happened if Jason and I would have not stayed together. If we were stuck on an island together we would be able to find out. 3) Think about the hardest decision that you have ever had to make in your life. Looking back on it, would you have still made the same choice, and why or why not? The hardest thing I've ever had to do was put to beautiful girls up for adoption. I know in my heart it was the right desision but there are days that I question why. If I had the choice to do it over again I would still make the same choice. Both of them are in a happy family together. They get the love and attention they both need. That is something I don't honestly think I could have provided to them because of the two children that I already have. Wow those were some good questions!!!! posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 11:26 PM   3 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 11, 2005 Get to know me better Ask me 3 questions. Any 3, no matter how personal, private or random. I have to answer them honestly. I have to answer them all. Because really, I wanna see what you all can come up with... (I stole this from my bestfriend. Thanks Hun.) posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 11:21 PM   4 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 6, 2005 What cities fit you best > 70% Honolulu 65% Miami 65% Seattle 60% Austin 55% Atlanta Which American Cities Best Fit You? posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 3:02 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Happy Birthday to my Hubby!!!!!! Today is his birthday. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday dear Jason Happy Birthday to youuuuuu. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 1:42 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 5, 2005 Hubby's Finger Update Well they are getting better. If you saw the pics they were really nasty last week. They have finally scabbed over and are healing. He starts his new job on the 6th and I hope it goes well. He has to fill out the necessary new hire paperwork and seems that he is left handed that should be interesting. Hope all is well with everyone. Have a great day. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 2:33 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 4, 2005 What's Your Power Color My Power Color Is Teal At My Highest: I feel accomplished and optimistic about the future. At My Lowest: I feel in a slump and lack creativity. In Love: I tend to be many people's ideal partner. How I'm Attractive: I make people feel confident and accepted. My Eternal Question: "What Impression Am I Giving?" What's Your Power Color? posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 3:52 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 2, 2005 My husband is an even bigger Dumb Ass Okay we all know that my husband is a dumb ass after the incident on Sunday. If not the story is below. Well he has now become an even bigger dumb ass. He was given lortab for the pain. Well if any of you have ever taken lortab you have got to eat while taking it or it will make you sick. Well my lovely husband has been taking the lortab for almost 4 days and eating only twice a day (if I'm lucky.) Well Wednesday he says he has a headache and doesn't feel very good. So I suggest that he go a lay down and I go to bed. A few minutes later he comes in and lays down and takes a nap. Well the kids get home around 3:30 and I get up to start dinner. He stays in bed for a while longer so I go in and check on him. I found that he had gotten up but was in the bathroom praising the porcelain gods. He had ended up with a migraine. I tell him that we should go to ER to get him a shot to get rid of the migraine. He pretty much refuses. He asks me to call the Dr and see what they suggests. I call the Dr and they tell me to take him to the ER and get him a shot. HMMMM.....Doesn't that sound like what I told him to do. Again he refuses to go. I think he didn't want to ruin our night, the kids and I were planning on going to a baseball game. Okay I can understand not wanting to go the ER twice in one week but if you sick your sick. If you Dr. tells you to go you go. Good greif I think I have another kid in my house. Though I will give him some credit. He is taking being picked on by everyone very well. He has even started to make fun of himself. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 3:13 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Sep 1, 2005 I'm Worth $1,034,500 Gender: Female $135,000 Age: 26 $30,000 Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000 Height: 5'4 $10,000 Weight: 195 lbs. ($70,000) Body Type: Overweight ($20,000) Hair Color: Blonde $25,000 Eye Color: Green $5,000 Handed: Right $5,000 Body Hair: A Little Hairy $15,000 Shoe Size: 8 $5,000 Bald: No $0 20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000 Bra Size: NA $0 Cavities: 3-4 $0 Athletic Ability: Average $25,000 Attractiveness: NA $45,000 IQ: NA $0 SAT Score: NA $0 HS GPA: 3.5 $26,250 Education: High School $1,000 Bilingual: Yes $10,000 Income: NA ($10,000) Profession: Hospitality/Travel $0 Alcohol: Occasionally $0 Smoker: No $15,000 Pot: No $10,000 Drugs: NA $0 Exercise: Seldom $2,500 Divorced: No $0 Comitted Felony: No $15,000 Watch Television: Often $2,500 Sexuality: NA $25,000 Style: Average $15,000 Artistic: Below Average $20,000 Sense of Humor: Average $30,000 Addictive Personality: No $10,000 Give to Charity: Yes $25,000 Adult Content: Seldom $0 Gamble: Seldom $0 Multiplier x2 Total: $1,034,500 www.humanforsale.com posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 6:43 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!