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Jan 31, 2006 I'm not really a slacker Okay so it does appear that I have turned into one of those non poster bloggers but I have an excuse I promise. Here it is. I maintain my blog from work to relieve the boredom. Well out hotel is undergoing a MAJOR renovation. So they have now gotten to the part where the tear up the front desk. Well to do this they have to remove all of the computers and equipment that is not necessary. So needless to say I am in the business center post this. I will get back to everyone soon I hope. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 1:52 AM   1 Talk to Me!!!!

Jan 19, 2006 When "OH CRAP" is appropriate posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 11:10 PM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Jan 12, 2006 No Speakah de English! A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'." I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 11:25 PM   1 Talk to Me!!!!

Jan 11, 2006 How Observant Are You? Your Observation Skills Get A B+ Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time) And it takes something big to distract you! Take this quiz posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 1:51 AM   0 Talk to Me!!!!

Jan 10, 2006 Help Me!!!!! Okay I have been blogging for 6 months now. Used almost every template that blogger offers and I am not impressed with their selection. It is now time for me to change the template, background and maybe even the font. I have one problem with this. I have no clue how. I have in the last several days tried to change it but with the fear of changing it and ruining my blog and not know how to fix it I have given up. So for all of you out there in the blogosphere that are computer savvy and know how to do this I would greatly appreciate some help. Okay yes I do know of one person that could help me, my loving husband. I just have this fear that doing something like that with him would cause a really big fight between us. Yeah I could see it now him trying to teach me how to type this mumbo jumbo code that I don't understand. Not a good combo for us. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 1:38 AM   2 Talk to Me!!!!

Jan 9, 2006 New Pics of John and Cera The kids and I went to the park today. I brought along our new toy, a digital camera. I took a lot of pics of the kids. Here are just a few. If anyone would like a 4x6 copy let me know and I will have them printed and wil mail them to you. Hope you enjoy these. John and his huge acorn. He just loves picking them up off the ground It is just my luck that my daughter is a screamer. She screams when you tickle her, or when you scare her or in the case of this one when you take her picture. I think it is my punishment for being the same way as a child. This is her not screaming. Taken just minutes before the screaming Cera picture. Again let me tell you she likes to scream at anything. She is going down the slide screaming posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 1:28 AM   3 Talk to Me!!!!

Jan 2, 2006 Wow What a Week Okay I took some time off last week because my sister-in-law came to town. We went and did some stuff and got to play tourist in my own town. We went to the National Cowboy Hall of Fame. We also made it to the National Memorial, for those you who don't know that is the memorial for the bombing of the federal builing in 1995. We also went to Incredible Pizza, it is a LARGER scale of Chuck E Cheeses. Jason's sister left on Friday. That afternoon we went to Wal-Mart for about an hour and came home to find our apartment was broken into. The kids new PS2 that they got for x-mas was taken along with the games to go with it, our DVD player, and our collection of about 30-40 DVD's. There were some other things that were taken also but HA HA on them because what they thought was a real .45 gun wasn't HA HA HA it just shoots bebe's you dumb ass'. I hope this year goes better than last year. If it doesn't I may have to scream. The Oklahoma City National Memorial: 9:01 represents the minute before the bomb went off The field of chairs: one chair for every person killed in the Murah Bombing This is our living room after the break in. posted by The Ultimate Nut @ 2:06 AM   1 Talk to Me!!!!